My Kids are Too Witty for Their Ages: Exhibit #64837
Scene: Midnight movie night, all 3 kids and I are in the living room watching AXL on Netflix. Josh is asleep.
AXL, a robotic dog created for use by the military, escapes and becomes friends with a dirt bike riding teenager. In this particular scene, the dog is chasing after an enemy. The dog is on top of a camper, punching through trying to get to the enemy that’s underneath. (I swear it’s older kid friendly. It’s just totally sounding worse than it is).
The dog jumps from the top of the trailer and looks underneath it, finding the enemy. The dog opens its mouth, teeth made completely of sharp metal while the tongue is made up of 3 rotating wheels of razor blades, and growls like he’s an extra in Jurassic Park.
Finley: *in a Ben Stein monotone approach* “Yeah, at that point I’m just giving up. I’m just going to go ahead and stick out an arm to get it over with.”
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